If “plans” make you cringe and cozy corners are your happy place, this Homebody Certified tee is your new uniform. Made for introverts, blanket burritos, and the socially selective, it’s sarcastic comfort wrapped in soft cotton.

The bold navy “homebody” and mint “certified” print make it official—yes, you're skipping brunch, again.

Whether you're curled up with a book, bingeing true crime, or snuggling with your cat, this tee is your passive-aggressive love letter to staying in.